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It took me 3 chances, but I finally got my rear and gear to get the hell of the ship in Rhodes, Greece. And let me just tell you I am so glad I did. It is possibly the most beautiful city I have been to so far. Not just in Rhodes, but all over this part of the world, everything is miraculously blue - the sky, the water, lots of the pottery and clothing, too! :)
The sequence below is titled "Big People, Little Door."
Below is a shop that is literally on a boat. VERY COOL.
It was just too cool....
I had actually had a real shit of a morning. This week is called "Starring Crew Week" and Celebrity does a bunch of nice things for the onboard crew to keep up morale. The night before, they shut down the night club to guests and had a big crew party with free beer, soda and champagne. My whole cast got smashed...
...Flash to the next morning...
I get woken up at 9am by my vocal captain giving me a panicked phone call, screaming that they didn't know that Broadway Nights was scheduled for tonight. (Broadway Nights is the showtune cabaret we do in the night club once a voyage, and for some of the singers is a very difficult show.) I informed her that she had suggested the scheduling previously to the cruise director (although I had disagreed with it from the beginning) and had distributed the final schedule to the dance captain at 2pm the previous afternoon, so they should have all received the information via voicemail yesterday.
I got off the phone with her, only to immediately receive a phone call from the cruise director saying that 3 other singers had tried to get ahold of me during my aforementioned 40minute phone call. I reminded the cruise director that he had scheduled the event for that night, and that I had done my job distributing their schedule over 28 hours in advance.
When I got done with that 30 minute phonecall, I had a singer call me while I was in the shower. I did not answer. When I got out of the shower I had a singer call me while I was brushing my teeth. I picked up and said I would call her back. When I got off of that phone call another singer called me and I refused to pickup the phone.
After I was dressed and leaving my cabin, I called the singer who I had said would call me back. She continued to chew my ear off about the entire situation for another 30 minutes. After that phonecall I called one of the other singers back who started having a go at me. At this point I was ready to slap someone, so I screamed at him and he yelled back and hung up.
I left the ship immediately with Christhian and Iain. I was sooooo done.
From outside the ship, while still in mobile range, I called the cruise director to tell him I was leaving and that I needed a walk. He said that the singer who I had just screamed at was sitting in his office bitching about the entire situation and for how I had spoken with him. I informed my boss that I would speak with him upon my return to the ship.
The two hours in Rhodes were much needed to clear my head. I bumped into the Dance Captain while I was out and yelled at her for not doing her job because, as it turned out, she had never sent out the message with the next day's schedule - the whole debacle was caused by her laziness.
But after 2 hours of strolling through beautiful Rhodes I really settled. When I got back to the ship I called the singer with whom I had been screaming and he popped into my office where we reached a mutual apology. The day went on from there.
Thank you, Rhodes, you are the best therapist a poor production manager can afford.
It was the best of days. It was the worst of days.
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